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Drew Barrymore. Absolute f&cking gorgessity at the We Are Marshall premiere last night supporting McG, director of the film and also co-collaborator on the Angels. Let me pull a Cruise here and overdose on the superlatives: Drew is marvelous, magnificent, amazing, inspiring, beautiful, and above all, Drew is scrumptrilescent (hello Will Ferrell). And just think – 20 years ago, Drew was only 11 or 12 or so, she was boozing, using, getting ready for rehab, by 16 she was clean with an autobiography and a Poison Ivy kick start to what’s become a marvelous, magnificent, amazing career. Said it before and I’ll say it again – girl needs to adopt Lindsay Lohan. Red Flower Power.

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