Well, we’re talking about UFOs again. Not that I’m trying to be sarcastic, because I’m not. There’s no way that there’s no life in other parts of the universe. And it’s very possible that those life-forms have come to visit us. How come we haven’t visited them? Um, I think we’ve learned, especially over the last few weeks, that we’re not all that smart. And on that note, since I’m not one of the specials, aliens don’t scare me – because I know they wouldn’t want anything to do with me. It’d be a waste of their time. Sean Penn, the genius, on the other hand, should be worried. (Dlisted)
I used to sleep with a pillow between my legs, like Kylie Jenner, because I don’t like when my knees touch each other but it’s been almost 20 years since I quit that habit because …dogs. My legs don’t belong to me in bed anymore, and I don’t get to decide what position to sleep in because our dogs help themselves to my legs and insist on lying down on top of them, even after they’re pushed away. If you’re about to say that our dogs are spoiled, you are right, and we created monsters, and this is the price we are paying. (Cele|bitchy)
Here’s a throwback photo of Leonardo DiCaprio and Mark Wahlberg. In his mind, do you think Leo still thinks he looks like this? Anyway, apparently there’s some kind of argument going online about whether or not Leo was a movie star before Titanic. And by movie star, I mean Movie Star. Because while Romeo + Juliet came out ahead of Titanic, after Titanic is really when Leo went next level. (Go Fug Yourself)
They did a thing on John Oliver’s Last Week Tonight a couple of weeks ago – everyone on every broadcast wondering if people are wearing pants. It had gotten to the point of being a dad joke and now look what happened: Will Reeve, son of Christopher, didn’t wear pants. And, for some reason, didn’t check his own shot?! (Pajiba)
A few weeks ago on the What’s Your Drama podcast, Sasha and I talked about how we hate listening to people talk about their dreams. I don’t know when this became interesting. And I know we’re not the only ones. But John Mulaney and Stephen Colbert talked about their dreams last night and…slightly less boring, sure, but still boring. (Mashable)
