Movie Reviews and Previews Apathetic Bond After approximately 97 years of waffling, the 25th Bond movie is a go. It’s slated for November 2019, Daniel Craig is returning—presumably with his own Scrooge McDuck vault of gold since he said if he did another Bond it would “only be for the money”— and now Danny By Sarah • Mar 16, 2018 10:11 am
Royals Meghan’s Mother’s Day with the Queen Mother’s Day in North America is in May – this year it’s on the 13th. In the UK, however, Mother’s Day, or Mothering Sunday, happens on the fourth Sunday during Lent which, this year, was last Sunday, March 11. And that’s when Prince Harry and Meghan Markle By Lainey • Mar 16, 2018 09:45 am
Royals Intro for March 16, 2018 Dear Gossips, Yesterday I posted about the possible adjectives the Queen might use to describe Meghan Markle when she issues her super fancy consent scroll about Harry and Meghan’s marriage – if, that is, Her Majesty will be choosing different adjectives for Meghan than the ones she used for Kate By Lainey • Mar 16, 2018 09:01 am
What Else What Else? There’s a rumour that Matt Damon wants to move to Australia and has bought a house next door to Chris Hemsworth and they’re saying it’s because of Donald Trump. Matt has since denied it. But it would have been a much better story if the reason he By Lainey • Mar 15, 2018 05:07 pm
Lifestyle Smutty Fitness: Small changes can add up Hi Hayley So I have quite the complicated case. I am 32 years old I weigh about 170lbs, 5’3 and want to get back to 140-145. At my highest about a year ago I was 215 pounds. I’ve lost quite a lot of weight but can’t seem By Hayley • Mar 15, 2018 04:27 pm
Quiveration Anointing the Internet’s Next Boyfriend It’s a proud day when a peripherally famous celebrity you have a crush on is papped. Maybe last month when you told people about him/her they responded with “who?” but that’s OK. That’s part of the build-up to a big “I told you so” victory. Shout By Maria • Mar 15, 2018 04:07 pm
Royals Meghan’s missing adjectives Royalites have been shouting at me for the last 3 hours or so because of my previous post about Meghan Markle’s adjectives, or missing adjectives. I’m in rehearsal for The Social every day from 11:40am – 12:30pm ET and then the show goes live at 1pm ET By Lainey • Mar 15, 2018 03:39 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 15, 2018 There was a rumour that these two broke up but apparently they are still together. I have watched all of Stranger Things but I don’t ship any of the cast or couples (fiction or non-fiction). And my biggest complaint about the show is that it is too aware of By Maria • Mar 15, 2018 02:15 pm
Style Paris Jackson’s thick liner As I mentioned the other day, I love a thick eyeline. Maybe not as thick as Amy Winehouse used to wear her eyeliner but definitely a good, healthy stripe. It’s because I don’t have enough eyelid real estate to make use of eye shadow and I don’t By Lainey • Mar 15, 2018 12:41 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews In Defense of A Wrinkle in Time It has been just over two weeks since I saw A Wrinkle in Time. It was a press screening, which usually means I’m sitting alone being extra all by myself. But this time, my best friend Liz –who works with Lainey at etalk – was sitting beside me. We laughed. By Kathleen • Mar 15, 2018 11:51 am
Royals Dearly Beloved Harry Here’s a cute, quick little royal story. The Queen, no doubt, like all grandmothers, adores all her grandchildren. And it would be unfair to say that she has favourites, just because we have our favourites. She is, for example, quite close to Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie even though that By Lainey • Mar 15, 2018 11:12 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Angelina’s one month countdown Alicia Vikander’s Tomb Raider opens tomorrow – Sarah just reviewed the movie in the previous post– and it occurs to me now that it’s been 15 years since we last saw Angelina Jolie as Lara Croft. Which means that there’s an entire generation that doesn’t know her By Lainey • Mar 15, 2018 10:26 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Tomb Raider doesn’t suck Tomb Raider wants to be Indiana Jones but ends up more The Mummy (the good Rachel Weisz one, not the dumb Tom Cruise one). That’s not an insult—The Mummy is a good f*cking adventure movie. But The Mummy also doesn’t take itself seriously, and you can By Sarah • Mar 15, 2018 09:46 am
Music Intro for March 15, 2018 Dear Gossips, When I woke up this morning at 5am ET, Drake was trending worldwide on Twitter. I thought, initially, that he’d dropped a new single overnight. But that would be an old reason to go viral. And Drake, as we’ve seen, is the artist most suited to By Lainey • Mar 15, 2018 09:10 am
What Else What Else? A lot of you had some sh-t to say about how the stitching on the back of Meghan Markle’s coat wasn’t properly cut off last week. We get into this on this week’s Sasha Answers podcast. We also talk about what “coffee” means in modern dating. Not By Lainey • Mar 14, 2018 04:15 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Very Little Johnny Depp The first trailer for Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald has been released and it, unlike JK Rowling, would like to pretend like Johnny Depp is not in the movie. (I am not inclined to cut anyone associated with this movie slack because A. they could have recast him between By Sarah • Mar 14, 2018 03:57 pm
