Try What Madonna’s offering Madonna was at the Berlinale last week to present a few scenes from her film W.E. to potential buyers. It was an exclusive event. Press strictly forbidden. There was also a Q&A after the clips were presented and Madonna, in a gesture that demonstrates how badly she By Lainey • Feb 21, 2011 04:31 am
Jennifer Aniston Jen’s on the market Housing market. You hear about this? Jennifer Aniston bought a house in Beverly Hills in 2006, after splitting from Brad Pitt, for $13 million. Then she spent 3 years redecorating. Now she’s listed it for $42 million. I suck at math, despite being Asian, so that’s, like, triple, By Lainey • Feb 21, 2011 02:44 am
Maple Leaf Family Day for Alanis It’s Family Day today in parts of Canada. Alanis is from Ontario. Ontario observes Family Day. So it all works out then. I’m originally from Ontario too. But now I live in British Columbia. BC does not observe Family Day. F-ck, why not??? Here’s Alanis Morissette gloriously By Lainey • Feb 21, 2011 02:10 am
Adele #1 Adele’s 21 drops tomorrow in North America. You ready? You’re on it, right? You lucky bitches overseas of course have had access to it for a while. And apparently you love it so much you’ve put Adele in the same category as The Beatles. She’s the By Lainey • Feb 21, 2011 01:46 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Posh > Fergie As you know, the royal wedding invitations were mailed out last week to almost 2,000 family and friends which is actually considered a smaller affair than weddings past. Sarah Ferguson did not receive one. Her daughters, Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie, are on the list, of course, but their mother, By Lainey • Feb 21, 2011 01:38 am
Hook Ups Sean Penn & Hot Shots Sean Penn went out last night in Rome. His date was Valeria Golino. They seemed close. Very affectionate. They have however known each other a long time. And lately his taste seems to be running a lot younger. So… your guess is as good as mine as to whether or By Lainey • Feb 18, 2011 09:07 am
Katie Holmes Robo’s ring Katie Holmes is currently back in Vancouver visiting Tom Cruise. For those of you in Cincinnati who keep hearing about those phantom Tom Cruise sightings – he is nowhere near you, you need to tell your radio stations to stop spreading this dumbassness. Tom is working on Mission Impossible 4 in By Lainey • Feb 18, 2011 07:57 am
Famewhores She likes his full face, he likes her plates Hayden Christensen was seen entering Rachel Bilson's house shortly after she arrived home yesterday. Just one photo. But it's enough to show, yet again, that the two have reconciled after calling off their engagement. She still loves him even with his full face. Earlier this week, By Lainey • Feb 18, 2011 06:01 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Can Porny look like GOOPy? Porny’s getting married this year. So she’s trying to lean out, get into her dress. Her last trainer was Harley Pasternak. But Harley’s connected to John Mayer. And besides, Porny wants to look like GOOP. Gwyneth’s body is aspirational? That’s actually a business plan. Gwyneth By Lainey • Feb 18, 2011 05:00 am
Quiveration Jim & Mickey make music I just found out that Jim Sturgess is on Twitter - https://twitter.com/mrjimsturgess. It’s mostly in service of his music. Apparently he and his longtime girlfriend Mickey O’Brien (keyboardist for La Roux) are working on some music together. Yesterday they were spotted out and about in By Lainey • Feb 18, 2011 04:31 am
Golddiggers Vile Part 2 Yesterday I asked you to think about how much cash money you’d demand in exchange for lying underneath Kelsey Grammer. I was really graphic about it. Because you have to imagine in order to appreciate Kayte Walsh’s life choice. What she’s sacrificing. Everyone who responded said there’ By Lainey • Feb 18, 2011 03:35 am
Daniel Craig How was your week of romance? Daniel Craig spent the week in New York and Rachel Weisz happened to be in New York – click here for a refresher. At the time I asked if it was a Coincidence or Conspiracy. On Valentine’s Day Daniel was spotted leaving a bar called The Box. Inside The Box By Lainey • Feb 18, 2011 02:51 am
Parent Pimps An Open Letter To Parents With Children Written by Duana Dear Parents, Please deny your children their dreams. The child stars you keep complaining about? The ones who go off the rails? That happens because a parent, with stars in their eyes and dreams of fame and living vicariously, decides it’s all right to let the By Lainey • Feb 18, 2011 02:38 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Hold It Against Me As previously noted, I love this song. I mean, I’m not saying it changed my life, but it doesn’t pretend to want to either. For what it is – easy, silly, fun – it works. And while I haven’t tried running to it yet, I almost can’t wait By Lainey • Feb 18, 2011 02:20 am
Cameron Diaz How much is too much? Have received several emails already today about the cut-ness of Cameron Diaz’s arms. Cam has always been pretty fit. And ARod likes his women fit. (Wasn’t his wife a bodybuilder?) And you know, Cam’s priority #1 right now is keeping him happy. So I guess she’s By Lainey • Feb 17, 2011 09:30 am
Girly Throw Downs GOOP for Nobel Peace F-ck the EGOT. Gwyneth’s after something more. She acts, she sings, she macrobiotics, she mothers, she matchmakes, she works out, she bakes, she purees, she loves, she laughs, she cries, and now she brokers peace… Am I missing something? Amazing story today coming out of THR: as you may By Lainey • Feb 17, 2011 08:42 am
