Famewhores Posh, the character Well, it’s not Vogue…but Victoria Beckham has landed herself another high profile magazine cover. Which means she’s probably given up on Anna Wintour, at least for another few months. Anna would never feature Posh so close after Harper’s Bazaar. Anna might not ever feature Posh… period. By Lainey • Dec 05, 2008 06:16 am
Cheese Smarmy Spittle Gerard Butler took his spittle mouth to the opening of the Avakian boutique in Beverly Hills last night, happily outnumbered by the ladies. Which might explain the smarmy expression all over his face. Sorry. I know I’m only attracted to infants these days – cute little actors who do not By Lainey • Dec 05, 2008 04:42 am
Famewhores Carseats don’t photograph well Self promotion > child safety… After all, if Granny Freeze had had Sunday Rose in a car seat, the paps would not have been able to pull off such a good shot. And above all things, Nicole Kidman must be seen as a doting mother, a woman transformed by her By Lainey • Dec 05, 2008 03:51 am
Maple Leaf Oh baby, where’s your hair? Scott Speedman has buzzed it all off, seen yesterday on the set of a new movie called Funny People. It works on him, his hair is thick enough, but I l prefer it the way it was when I saw him in Cannes in May – suits his personality. Like a By Lainey • Dec 05, 2008 03:33 am
Sports Just friends…who f-ck? Alex Rodriguez opened up for the first time about Madonna exclusively to People Magazine. Of course. "I have a lot of respect for her. She's very committed to making the world a better place. She's had an amazing career, and we're friends. That& By Lainey • Dec 05, 2008 02:55 am
Britney Spears Fake smile, bright lights After a whirlwind week, Britney is back in LA and was the not so surprise guest at the Light of Angels Holiday Tree lighting ceremony yesterday. As you can see, she put on her fake Disney smile and guffawed when she thought she was supposed to. I think I hate By Lainey • Dec 05, 2008 02:46 am
George Clooney Rich people at a party Last night in London, at the home of some obscenely wealthy investment dude and his socialite wife, a star studded party with a £10,000 entrance fee in support of Darfur victims spearheaded by George Clooney attracted the likes of Bono, Guy Ritchie, Trudie Styler, Cindy Crawford, Matt Damon, Scarlett By Lainey • Dec 05, 2008 02:29 am
Chills Chills Chills KatE in control? So Tom Cruise and Robo appear on the cover of T: the NY Times Style Magazine due out on Sunday. Each girl gets her own cover, each was interviewed separately, each gushed sugar rape Rossum styles about their love. But first… Katie Holmes insists she can think for herself: " By Lainey • Dec 04, 2008 09:59 am
And we’re off! I went on about Slumdog Millionaire on Monday. And I’ll keep going on about it every day. Because we’re off and running, it’s awards season, and the National Board of Review just named Slumdog Millionaire Best Film of the year, thereby further strengthening its chances for an By Lainey • Dec 04, 2008 08:34 am
Hollywood Closet His Pants! There is nothing wrong with your eyes. That is indeed Tom Cruise. And his pants… his pants are hanging ever so slightly better. Slightly. An infinitesimal amount. But an infinitesimal improvement nonetheless. How did this happen? Well, he looks like he’s lost weight. Probably working out super hard to By Lainey • Dec 04, 2008 08:00 am
Ebola Victims Ebola infects the Mouse? Yes. Please! Make it happen! Page Six is reporting that there’s apparently a Tinkerbell movie in the works – something about the little fairy living life as a normal girl. This is not a LipGloss Zac Efron biopic. So word is Ebola Hilton is campaigning for the part. And Disney By Lainey • Dec 04, 2008 07:07 am
Jennifer Aniston Dogs & clichés Jennifer Aniston on the cover of the new Entertainment Weekly. Comparatively speaking, it’s actually a much better interview. Mostly because she cusses. Jen’s still catering to the MiniVan Majority, naturally, especially with the rah rah, girl power wooh wooh wooh talk…but still, there’s a spark of By Lainey • Dec 04, 2008 07:03 am
Maple Leaf Sit DOWN Shenae! Ryan Porter from msn.ca is reporting that Shenae Grimes is a first class b-tch. Shenae came back to Canada last week to appear at the Gemini Awards. Word is she refused to walk with Gemini host Jason Priestley on the red carpet and then was overheard complaining about the By Lainey • Dec 04, 2008 05:12 am
BFFs Getting Gwyneth’s body You want it? Well apparently you can have it. If you promise to work very hard. And if you can somehow get signed up at the Tracy Anderson Method location opening in New York City. And of course if Tracy “designs” your body for you. Seriously…this is the sh-t By Lainey • Dec 04, 2008 03:32 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone No veins, much younger Madonna’s ads for Louis Vuitton – she looks great. No bulging muscles, no veins, no close ups on those weird ass cheek bones… Steven Meisel shot this campaign and having worked with her before, clearly he knows how to draw out her best, giving us a softer, younger, beautiful Madge. By Lainey • Dec 04, 2008 03:00 am
Famewhores Holiday white wedgies! Tom Cruise and Little Sci were sighted yesterday in New York…and so were his white wedge sneakers – for extra, extra lift! How many pairs did he custom order? They’re always so new and fresh. You think he has a cobbler on permanent payroll? Someone who knows how to By Lainey • Dec 04, 2008 02:34 am
