Nick Lachey Nick Lachey"s perfect move Memo to Tom. Son, you NEED to hire Nick"s publicist. Because never was a PR strategy so brilliantly conceived. So while my sources still maintain that Nick was the one who wanted out of the marriage for obvious reasons (his ex wife is a giant hole), reinventing himself By Lainey • Apr 20, 2006 08:00 am
Clive Owen Amanda Peet needs help I like Amanda Peet. I saw her a little while ago in some movie with Ashton Kutcher and I thought she was adorable. Having said that, I also think she needs a fashion lobotomy. Here she is last night at some event in NYC. Here she is at previous events By Lainey • Apr 18, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Garner Garner & Vartan: picture perfect Hollywood is a crazy beast. I look at this photo and if I didn"t know better, I"d think they were completely in love. As it happens, they were only filming a scene for the final episode of Alias. Still…if my husband was smiling like this By Lainey • Apr 18, 2006 08:00 am
The Daily Hoff: Michael Flatley I miss the flying limbed craziness that was Riverdance. So unapologetically cheese, so sinfully delightful, and so Michael Flatley, the Lord of the Dance, in all his oily, greasy glory. Well praise Hoff, y"all. Michael is back! A show called Celtic Tiger, soon to cause hysteria in a By Lainey • Apr 18, 2006 08:00 am
Bobby Brown Whitney in rehab? That’s the story according to the National Enquirer. And while my first instinct is usually an eye roll whenever I read anything associated with that rag, it"s hard to ignore this one especially since they"ve been right on top of Whitney"s descent into By Lainey • Apr 18, 2006 08:00 am
Jesse Metcalfe Tom"s Parade Interview On the heels of today"s Page 6 revelation that Cruise"s fellow crazies were responsible for rigging a recent Parade poll on his popularity, or lack thereof, I thought I"d share with you some insider gossip originating from the magazine community in NYC. Not terribly By Lainey • Apr 18, 2006 08:00 am
Donald Trump Hello Little Sci! The Church of Scientology produced an heiress today, appropriately named Suri Cruise, apparently meaning "princess" in Hebrew and "red rose" in Persian. However, as astutely pointed out by the lovely Jacki F who wrote to me from across the Pacific today, Suri Cruise sounds remarkably like By Lainey • Apr 18, 2006 08:00 am
Julia Roberts: granny in NYC Ummmm…was her posture always this bad? Why does she walk with her ass out all the time? Is this the reason for the bad back granny shoes? Look, I"m all for comfort but when you"re as rich as Julia Roberts, believe it or not, fashion By Lainey • Apr 17, 2006 08:00 am
Kirsten Dunst Joaquin: a waning crescent I"m fickle with my love and devotion, especially when faced with a disappearing chin and some alarming Elvis bloat. Photos from JustJared. So while I"m not quite ready to turf him from the Freebie 5, it"s clear that my relationship with Joaquin is definitely By Lainey • Apr 17, 2006 08:00 am
Experimenting with friends Young actress suffering from a slight career lull, despite steady work over the last few years. Not exactly a bad thing, though. Everyone needs to reinvent themselves and in her case, she"s not only doing it artistically, she"s also doing it sexually - with a female By Lainey • Apr 17, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Love Hewitt Lindsay: the non catfight and the classy makeover No doubt you"ve seen last week"s Us Weekly. Loud headlines screaming details of a catfight between Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson, who she first ratted out last year after seeing her snort lines at an LA club. This time, it was allegedly over Brett Ratner and By Lainey • Apr 17, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Hello Moses First glimpse of my best friend and her baby boy this weekend in front of an entire village of pappies, ensuring that everyone got the same photo and, more importantly, that the bounty on her son"s head was immediately rendered obsolete. So what"s the big deal By Lainey • Apr 17, 2006 08:00 am
Scarlett & Josh: vacay in Jamaica Rumours of a break up are obviously way, way off. Because The Sun caught up with the two on hols in the Caribbean. Isn"t it refreshing to look at the body of a Hollywood starlet and not be able to see her ribs? Anyway, between these two, what By Lainey • Apr 17, 2006 08:00 am
Katie shops...Again This is Katie on Thursday and Saturday respectively. Still pregnant and still shopping. I"m sure I don’t have to tell you that the conspiracy junkies have practically screamed themselves sh*tless over speculation that this is a fake bump, that Little Sci is safely ensconced in the By Lainey • Apr 17, 2006 08:00 am
Tom & Katie in GQ Sometimes three little words just say it all. What.The.F*CK??? By Lainey • Apr 17, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson The Thinnification of Ashlee Simpson It"s the last time I"m going to gloat this week…I promise. But this is for the haters, like Jamie L, who wrote to me not too long ago questioning the validity of my gossip. Well, well, well. I am nothing if not vain, shallow, and By Lainey • Apr 17, 2006 08:00 am
