BFFs Beyonce & Gwyneth at the Grammys! I needed an exclamation point on that title. Don’t pretend that that title isn’t an exclamation point for you too. Common confirmed to Rolling Stone yesterday that Beyonce will perform at the Grammys this Sunday: The Chicago rapper confirmed to Rolling Stone that Beyoncé will introduce "Glory& By Lainey • Feb 05, 2015 10:53 am
BFFs Monday night dinner club Last night at Katsuya in Studio City. That’s where we all should have been. Because that’s where this girls’ dinner was going down: Cameron Diaz, Gwyneth Paltrow, Drew Barrymore, Lake Bell, Nicole Richie... Just yesterday G Instagrammed a photo of herself on the mountain in Utah: 20 years By Lainey • Feb 03, 2015 10:47 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth’s vaginal dimsum Every time anyone talks about steaming anything, my first thought, being Chinese and all, is dimsum: har gow, siu mai, shrimp noodle rolls, chicken feet, sticky rice wrapped in lotus leaf, pork wrapped in bean curd… But definitely not pussy. Which, apparently, is what Gwyneth Paltrow is recommending at GOOP By Lainey • Jan 29, 2015 10:19 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Mortdecai review Last week I was pleasantly surprised when Paddington turned out to be a sweet, adorable film. This week, after seeing Mortdecai, I was not similarly surprised. Because it was not good. Done in the style of pre-war screwball capers, Mortdecai is about Charlie Mortdecai (human cartoon Johnny Depp), an insufferable By Sarah • Jan 26, 2015 01:50 pm
Amazingness Gwyneth improves Johnny A couple of weeks ago, I credited Gwyneth Paltrow in this post for making Johnny Depp more tolerable than he’s been in a while. I’ll do it again here re: their appearance together on Ellen today. The I Have/I Have Never game is great. Their reactions, sitting By Lainey • Jan 22, 2015 04:21 pm
Assy Style Gwyneth and Brad holding hands After spending the weekend in Mexico – click here to see those pictures – Gwyneth Paltrow showed up in Lanvin at the Hollywood premiere of Mortdecai alongside the entire cast. This dress only works from the back. And I get it, she has an awesome back. But pictures don’t happen from By Lainey • Jan 22, 2015 09:48 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Gwyneth’s weekend on the beach Gwyneth spent last week getting candid during interviews to promote Mortdecai without Johnny Depp. Depp finally decided to show up late last week so for the weekend, we find G in Mexico with friends, showing off the fitness. She looks happy and relaxed. She does not look like she gives By Lainey • Jan 20, 2015 01:23 pm
Amazingness Gwyneth: Angelina, Taco Bell, and ecstasy God it’s been a great week. We started at the Globes. Gwyneth was at the Globes. And then she stayed with us through the week, continuing to give us gold on Howard Stern and last night on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen. What makes Gwyneth so great By Lainey • Jan 16, 2015 10:08 am
Assy Style Gwyneth sings in a fleshy jumpsuit If you hate her, oh and I know you do, these pictures will give you a lot of joy. Because… well… look at Gwyneth Paltrow in this fleshy pink jumpsuit continuing to promote Mortdecai on her own (thanks, Johnny Depp), on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. It only works By Lainey • Jan 15, 2015 10:39 am
Amazingness Gwyneth on Howard: Brad, Winona, Ben This interview is so f-cking good it requires two posts… And there was a gap in them posting the second part. It’s Gwyneth on Howard Stern, of course. And it picks up right after she reveals that JayZ and Beyonce are her best famous friends. Howard then leads her By Lainey • Jan 14, 2015 01:46 pm
Media Manipulation Gwyneth, Howard, and Chekhov Gwyneth Paltrow was on Howard Stern this morning. She’s promoting Mortdecai. She’s been promoting Mortdecai even though she doesn’t play Mortdecai. Johnny Depp plays Mortdecai. The movie comes out in a week and he’s basically been missing. So, you know, thanks Johnny Depp. Anyway, Howard Stern By Lainey • Jan 14, 2015 11:30 am
Assy Style Gwyneth Paltrow: Globes Worst Dressed & Best Presenter (Lainey) The carpet came and went. No sign of Gwyneth. The show went longer, still no sign of my G. Then a shot during commercial break of her hanging out with Ethan Hawke and Jack Black, smiling, smug, a glimpse of pink… and I knew. I knew we’d have to By Lainey • Jan 12, 2015 01:12 pm
BFFs GOOP & Amal? Amal Clooney is expected (we hope!) to make her red carpet debut on Sunday at the Golden Globes where George Clooney will be honoured with the Cecil B DeMille. To be presented by Julianna Margulies, as I predicted. You know who else is presenting? Aniston, Kate Hudson, McConaughey, Sienna Miller, By Lainey • Jan 09, 2015 10:18 am
Break Ups Gwyneth’s New Year Last New Year’s Eve, Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin were in Hawaii – click here to revisit those photos. We didn’t know it at the time but it they were trying to save their marriage. They tried for three months, even making the rounds during award season together, before By Lainey • Dec 31, 2014 09:38 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Double gagging How much promotion did Johnny Depp put in for Into The Woods? Almost none, right? Pretty sure he wasn’t at any of the premieres, screenings, Q&As. He’s big enough to cut that out of his job description when he wants to now. I’m not sure By Lainey • Dec 29, 2014 10:39 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth at the White House and her “sexual tension” Gwyneth Paltrow was at the White House Hanukkah dinner last night. She’s actually been in DC for a few days. On Wednesday she was seen at Jaleo with celebrity chef (and her good friend) Jose Andres. Daughter Apple was with her. Thanks “J”! Apparently at the White House an By Lainey • Dec 19, 2014 11:26 am
