Netflix’s The King premiered in Venice this week. The reviews have been hilarious and, apparently, Robert Pattinson’s performance is hilarious. Some people are super into Timothee Chalamet as King Henry “Hal”. Some think it’s overwrought. All of them think Robert Pattinson is a scream as the Dauphin. In other words, I can’t wait to see it, and we’ll get into that closer to the release date so for now can we just talk about… Timmy and Lily-Rose Depp?

It’s been a quiet several months, they’ve not been seen together the way they were seen together late last year when it was first revealed that they were dating. So… are they still dating? 

They did not stand next to each other at the photo call. They did not pose together on the carpet. The fact that they did not stand with and/or pose together was a thing among fans. WHAT DOES IT MEAN? I think it means they didn’t want to make it a thing. The fact that they didn’t want to make it a thing would suggest that they are indeed a thing, right? 

There is no logic that makes sense because there can always be a counter to whatever might seem like it makes sense. So why don’t we just look at pictures instead? They’re so pretty. He’s SO pretty. She’s soooo pretty. And the way he’s looking at her: 

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And the way he looks in this suit. Not a regular suit. Clearly we can still count on Timmy to give us the style. 

Back to him and Lily though… 

I’ve watched this like a f-cking loser about a dozen times. That’s it. That’s all I got.