Smutty Social Media, Spooktober 31, 2016
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It’s Halloween. Why fight it? Instead, I choose to lean in. First, with a baby dressed like Eric Stonestreet’s Modern Family character.
How do you feel about small children dressed as adults? Because Rihanna loves it and so do I.
Taylor Lautner makes a great Ryan Lochte and actually gives impressive side-eye. I wonder if he’s super bitchy in real life.
The Rock’s fanny pack photo. Iconic.
Luv everything about this Halloween post from @amelabee. Especially the part about her being confident enough to wear a crop top being 6 months postpartum. Thank you for the luv you fanny pack wearin' sexy mama. 😉👊🏾💯 "You are my Rock, my Dwayne, my Johnson" @therock #sexydwaynecostume Some girls dress as sexy cats, but not me. I've waited forever to be able to dress up as you! Best costume of all time to be dressed as such a motivational person and someone I look up to so much! I'm #fangirling all day! Mom note: Finally had enough time to get my costume together while my 6 month old baby girl was playing with her toys. Ps: also felt confident enough 6 months postpartum to wear this crop top! #halloweencostume #happyhalloween #longhairdontcare #therock #dwaynejohnson #therocksays #worldchampion #ifyousmellwhattherockiscookin #wwe #fannypack #throwback #flashback #twinsies #candyass #smackdown #turtleneck #halloweenweekend #bling #instalike #instagood #instafollow #momlife #dwaynetherockjohnson #fangirl #halloween2016 #bootstoasses
Katy Perry was everywhere this weekend – if Taylor has claimed July 4 and Mariah Christmas, Katy is doing the same with Halloween. She hosted a sock hop-themed birthday party and the usual suspects were there: Kate Hudson, Jennifer Meyer, Derek Blasberg – you get the idea. The only person I was surprised to see is Jessica Chastain. Doesn’t really seem like her scene.
I don’t understand Salma Hayek’s style at all. She has so many choices –endless amounts of choices. Her husband is CEO of Kering, which owns all or part of St. Laurent, Balenciaga, McQueen. And of course Gucci. So why, at the LACMA art and film gala, did she choose to wear a reiteration of a gown Gwyneth wore last week? She has the entire Gucci line and archives to choose from. I don’t get it.
Isla Fisher and Amy Adams in the same photo together, proving once and for all that they are not the same person. Unless one is a body double hired by the Illuminati.