I mentioned earlier in the Justin Bieber/Shawn Mendes post that we haven’t had any public displays of affection lately but maybe it’s because they’re maximising the effect of their Grammys PDA – especially if it’s going to be in their underwear? As IF. I mean, yes, please, I want to see this happen…but as IF. (Dlisted) 

So we all know that Kumail Nanjiani has a Marvel body now for The Eternals. Which takes a lot of sacrifice: carb-free for over a year. No pizza or rice or chips or bagels or fries or pasta. What happens when you go carb-free for a year and then suddenly load up on all the carbs in a short time? Well, I’m thinking there was an expulsion. A major, massive sh-t. I assume. I don’t know for sure. But that’s only natural, non? I hope someone’s allowed to ask him about this. And not Dr Oz but, like, on a red carpet. I would. This is the red carpet content I crave. (Pajiba)

Laura Dern can wear anything. This, I don’t think, is a great choice. Something about all these lengths isn’t working for me. You know what would have made a difference though? Pulling the hair up. But she never wears her hair up. I wonder why. It’s not going to be at the Oscars either. She’s winning, for sure. And those photos will be forever. She’s going to win in her favourite hairstyle: down and wavy. (Go Fug Yourself)  

Sarah Jessica Parker is answering a question that I wasn’t aware anyone was asking. When was the last time you cared about Big or Aidan? (Cele|bitchy) 

I loved every word of this D’Angelo 20th anniversary piece by Justin Sayles – and it made me horny, just like D’Angelo’s music. And D’Angelo himself. But, remember, there’s always work in turning people on. (The Ringer)