It’s Throwback Thursday! Time for a gossip flashback to the 90s – when Gwyneth Paltrow was dating Ben Affleck and Matt Damon was dating Winona Ryder and G and Noni were BFF and if this was happening today, they’d dominate the headlines. Here they all are promoting The Talented Mr Ripley and I really did enjoy Gwyneth as a brunette. (Go Fug Yourself)
Cardi B explains the obvious and tells people why she’s back together with Offset. Again, we know. She was horny. And she can’t get over him because she can’t get under anyone else. So she and Offset had great sex and now the divorce papers are ripped up and somewhere some lawyer just made a lot of money. (Dlisted)
Gwyneth Paltrow and Kate Hudson talk about kissing their male costars and the names that you want to come up here don’t come up. I want to know what G thinks of Ben Affleck’s kissing. And Brad Pitt. And TOM CRUISE. Yes. Gwyneth Paltrow kissed Tom Cruise in a movie. And you are not allowed to google which one, you just have to think of it and we will discuss it tomorrow. Don’t cheat. She also kissed Jake Gyllenhaal. He didn’t come up either. (Cele|bitchy)
I haven’t read a horny book in a LONG time. I do however consume a lot of horny content. Netflix has a lot of horny content and longing pent-up chaste horniness in the form of East Asian dramas. Anyway, since I still have the inlectio and haven’t been reading, I had no idea there is now a whole catalogue of coronavirus romance books. Still not at the point yet where COVID is getting me off but, you know, we’re still in this and we’ll be in it for a while longer so maybe I’ll get to that point by Christmas? (Pajiba)
Donald Trump has made a mess of almost everything. Has he also ruined Peak TV? (Vanity Fair)
