Smutty Social Media, Friday October 30, 2015

Beyonce has produced a few short tributes to… Beyonce. Who did you think I was going to say? I love the slow-mo and the soundtrack.

 

A video posted by Beyoncé (@beyonce) onOct 30, 2015 at 8:30am PDT

 

A video posted by Beyoncé (@beyonce) onOct 30, 2015 at 8:32am PDT

DJ Solange at the H&M Balmain party. What do you think her rate is? I would guess $25K for two hours.

 

Deciding between Busta Rhymes "I love my bish" , orrrr Huey "Pop lock and drop it" at the @hm @balmainparis pahteee. Went for Sean Paul's "I still love you" tho.

A photo posted by Solange (@saintrecords) onOct 29, 2015 at 3:06pm PDT

Miranda Kerr looks pretty even with a facemask on.

 

Have been having fun on my #koraorganics Instagram page today! Come check out what I've been up to @koraorganics #adaywithmk

A photo posted by Miranda (@mirandakerr) onOct 29, 2015 at 6:21pm PDT

Everyone was at the amfAR gala last night, from Leo’s girlfriend (in a tacky jumpsuit) to Lea Michele who is profoundly lucky she has stayed on Ryan Murphy’s good side.

 

Black carpet ready for #amfarinspiration tonight in L.A.

A photo posted by 🙈🙉🙊 (@kellyrohrbach) onOct 29, 2015 at 8:34pm PDT

 

Congratulations to my dear friend #RyanMurphy on last nights incredible @amfar honor.. We love you Ryan! And you too GP! @gwynethpaltrow ❤️

A photo posted by Lea Michele (@msleamichele) onOct 30, 2015 at 5:26am PDT

 

@jaime_king I adore you lady... You're so beautiful inside and out... ❤️ also could I be any shorter in this pic?! lol

A photo posted by Lea Michele (@msleamichele) onOct 30, 2015 at 8:48am PDT

I’m surprised Gigi is so surprised she was picked for the Victoria’s Secret show. It’s kind of a no brainer, right? They’d be dumb not to pick her.

We ❤️ surprises so here’s a BIG one for @GiGiHadid at the #VSFashionShow castings! See you on the runway, Gigi 😉 pic.twitter.com/DWZbecUIfn— Victoria's Secret (@VictoriasSecret) October 29, 2015

Gabrielle Union goes salsa dancing with her dad.

 

Sums up my birthday perfectly... Surrounded by love and dancing with my pops @ballandchainmia thank u for an amazing night!!!

A photo posted by Gabrielle Union (@gabunion) onOct 30, 2015 at 11:01am PDT

Selena sold a show to Netflix, and is doing really great, which I feel she doesn’t get enough credit for.

 

That was the day we sold our show to @netflix 🙈 I'll just be freaking out over here. Congratulations to the whole team! #13ReasonsWhy

A photo posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) onOct 29, 2015 at 4:09pm PDT

Kate Hudson posted a set photo from that movie Sarah really hated. Also, and I’m going to say this even though everyone will yell at me: doesn’t it feel like everyone is always talking about how hard Bill Murray is to get to, and how un-Hollywood he is, and he never answers his phone but, um, he works a lot. Daniel Day-Lewis is picky and enigmatic. Bill Murray… went to George Clooney’s wedding.

 

#tbt If only we had a banana leaf 🍃🍌 Working in 105 degree heat had its perks 😉 #BillMurrayILoveU #rockthekasbahmovie #marrakesh #morocco #setlife

A photo posted by Kate Hudson (@katehudson) onOct 29, 2015 at 1:32pm PDT