Natalie Portman said “bye bitch!” to her cheating husband (name unimportant). And like Olivia Wilde, Heartburn is part of the process. The salad dressing is what made headlines for Olivia but what really got me in the book is the inscription in the book. Before texting, that’s how people got caught cheating. Love notes, literal receipts, lipstick on the collar. Now all the deception is in the cloud.
But back to Natalie, who will be at the Oscars and definitely will not be asked about this at the red carpet. It will be easy for her to move on publicly because she’s never traded on her personal life, so why start now. But if she did want to tell us something, Vanity Fair is the go-to for a post-divorce interview.
Tan France is addressing the Rolling Stone report about the troubles on the Queer Eye set by saying he didn’t get Bobby Berk fired in order to get Jeremiah Brent hired. So this is interesting because the way Berk has presented it is the cast and crew had a tough shoot in New Orleans, they all (meaning the core 5) made plans expecting that season to be their last and then they all went and resigned for a new season without him. His contract wasn’t renewed, which in TV land is equivalent to getting fired, but he was also checked out according to multiple sources. This isn’t uncommon on long-running show. The way Tan positions it, Netflix and the production company fired Berk and went on this extensive casting for his replacement. Which, I don’t know, I think the production company had someone in mind already. And Tan not even addressing Bobby by name feels a little pointed. But hot damn does Tan have a nice head of hair.
I’ve never met a child free person who hates children, that’s just a ridiculous talking point to try to shame women into defending themselves. In my experience, child-free people make great aunts/uncles, they have the energy for big adventures.
The Rock put on his glasses and a shirt to promote his new skin care line Papatui. Gift baskets have been sent out and Drew Barrymore made an entire video about it, giving a rave review to the tattoo stick. In a tit-for-tat celebrity world where everyone is trying to sell a line of something, this kind of free endorsement is rare.
PEOPLE followed up on The Mirror’s story that Chris Martin and Dakota Johnson got engaged with their own reporting. According to sources, they’ve been engaged for years and are in no rush to married. The only thing surprising here is that they took the time to clarify. Or a “source” did.