Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Lopez: family time My hate for the Vampire has long since evaporated and as I’ve been saying for some time now, if it makes her happy, it makes me happy. Especially since I’m not the one sleeping next to it. Sorry about the visual. So in the spirit of all this By Lainey • Jul 16, 2006 08:00 am
Harry Potter Lilo & Harry: 10 days & counting They’re from before the weekend but by all accounts, Lindsay and Harry are still an item – not only sleeping together but apparently eating, smoking, toking, and drinking together too. Shocking, non? Now while I’m fully supportive of the Firecrotch spreading her vaginal flames as far and as wide By Lainey • Jul 16, 2006 08:00 am
Halle in Japan To promote X3. I hope it’s for a new movie because the new hair sucks ass. Thank Goddess for the breasts. Otherwise, Tokyo Halle is a complete disaster. By Lainey • Jul 16, 2006 08:00 am
Mischa Barton Mischa Barton: almost perfect Aside from the big ass stain that is her bitchy personality – which isn’t exactly rare in Hollywood – in my eyes, Mischa Barton is as close to perfect as it gets. Naturally beautiful, great skin, great hair, great style…and I actually kind of like the fact that she digs By Lainey • Jul 16, 2006 08:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth, Apple & Moses: the family elitist Can you believe Gwyneth actually loads her own car seat??? Check out the rapidly growing Apple Martin getting cuter and snottier by the day…just like mom. Hopefully she’s also developing a posh British accent and a gift for cutting down the heathen. I do LOVE uppercrust children – don’ By Lainey • Jul 16, 2006 08:00 am
Katie Holmes Steven succumbs to Scientology? Over the last few months, Page Six has chronicled an alleged feud between Tom Cruse and super director Steven Spielberg that supposedly began when Tom disappointed Steven by focusing much of his efforts during War of the Worlds press time to Church teachings and psychiatry-bashing. In today’s issue, the By Lainey • Jul 16, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Brad/Angie rumour control There is no trial separation. Things are fine, for now. So rest easy you “Brangelina” fans out there - despite what you’ve heard from an Australian lower tier tabloid, the Pitts are still very much together, tending to their growing brood. The split reports originated when details of Brad’ By Lainey • Jul 16, 2006 08:00 am
Keith Urban The Kidmans in Canada So Keith performed in Sarnia, Ontario last week and brought along his wife. And according to many of you who’ve written in with the published and unpublished details, there was arguably more excitement about HER presence than there was about his. Apparently the crowd even began calling for her By Lainey • Jul 16, 2006 08:00 am
Pamela Anderson The Daily Canadian: George Stroumboulopoulos If you"re not in Canada, chances are you don"t know George…yet. But he"s just landed a huge gig as the host of The One - ABC"s answer to American Idol - and since I"ve always had a thing for By Lainey • Jul 14, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Elle & Stephanie: a supermodel study November Rain. The video. The hottest video. Something about Stephanie Seymour, her chemistry with Axl Rose, her legs in that wedding dress, the sexy rock "n" roll way she tossed her hair around at the bar - don"t tell me you didn"t love that By Lainey • Jul 14, 2006 08:00 am
Kid Rock Freddie ages, Sarah smirks Amazing what a difference five years makes, non? Freddie Prinze Jr was once a super hottie. Cute and cool, despite the bad acting, not your average cookie cutter blonde surfer dude, dark and handsome and surprisingly likeable but also, sadly, vulnerable to age. There"s the telltale bloat creeping By Lainey • Jul 14, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Rosario Dawson: two for two Is it possible that Rosario Dawson finally figured out how to dress herself? After months of pissing her gorgessity down the drain, this is Rosario"s second triumph in a row. Praise Goddess. Here she is at the premiere of Clerks II the other night looking a vision in By Lainey • Jul 14, 2006 08:00 am
Michelle Rodriguez Michelle & Mathilda Speaking of mothers who evaporate their baby weight…here"s Michelle Williams, looking fierce and fetching all at once. But how cute is Mathilda!!! And how much does she look like her father?? No wonder Heath"s reformed for now. Who can resist a face like that??? By Lainey • Jul 14, 2006 08:00 am
Tori Spelling Brenda"s best quality Brenda might be older, and wrinklier, and much less taut but Brenda always had great hair. And Brenda STILL has great hair. Here"s Shannen Doherty at the TV Critics press tour, trying to squeeze any remaining juices out of a dying career. Say what you will about her By Lainey • Jul 14, 2006 08:00 am
Colin Farrell Lindsay Lohan: fellating on film I"m sure you"ve seen these already but since I"m a day behind, you"ll bear the reruns, won"t you? Besides, what"s to complain about? Lindsay Lohan has her shoved in someone"s privates. Granted, it"s in By Lainey • Jul 14, 2006 08:00 am
Ben Affleck Gwyneth & Garner do the right thing Would my Gwynnie stoop to anything as COMMON as not eating just to regain her pre-Moses physique? (Cue patented Paltrow eye roll and exasperated exhale here). Please. As I said before, condescending bitches like Gwyneth lose weight naturally and gradually and look better for it - if only to lord By Lainey • Jul 14, 2006 08:00 am
