Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone The Daily Footie: Hugo Viana He reminds me of that hot back up dancer from Madonna"s tour…only Latino and WAY sexier. And I ADORE the name Hugo. Back in Grade 10 I was supertight with this girl and she had a brother named Hugo with blond floppish hair, short in the back, By Lainey • Jul 06, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay's breasts 05/06 Post-thinnification Stage1 By December 2005 at the GQ party, Lindsay was on her way back. You can see it in this black dress - she"s gaining good and looking better. Not great, but better. Cut to February 2006 and the cute little nip slip and a full view of an By Lainey • Jul 06, 2006 08:00 am
Anne Hathaway Jessica Biel is the new Jennifer Lopez My Goddess, would you get a load of that ass? Definitely not my favourite body type and a little frightening, to be honest with you, but hey - I suppose a girl who works out like a maniac is better than a girl who never eats…right? Besides, I think By Lainey • Jul 06, 2006 08:00 am
Kate Moss Lindsay"s breasts 2006: Stage 2 Fully Restored In April of this year, Lilo hung out with Kate Moss and even though she"s wearing a black dress with no revealing neckline, you can see her bulging nicely in the chest area. At the Costume Institute Gala that month she held up a strapless dress quite nicely, By Lainey • Jul 06, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay"s breasts 2005: During thinnification At the height of her starvation, the breasts have all but disappeared…along with the rest of her. Remember how frickin" ugly she used to be? Blonde and withered and cracked up? By Lainey • Jul 06, 2006 08:00 am
Tara Reid Tara Reid in Montreal Thanks to LH who sent this in. A reader account of Tara from this weekend"s Montreal F1. Not breaking news or anything but a bit of insight into what Tara Reid"s really like. And here are the photos to go along with it: "Tara Reid By Lainey • Jul 06, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan The Great Lindsay Breast Debate Lilo turned 20 this weekend and spent a lot of time dangling her cleave around on the beach, prompting boobwatchers everywhere to speculate on whether or not she had them done. Yes, gossips. It"s that time again. The real or fake debate. My favourite game!!! And thank Goddess By Lainey • Jul 06, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Jen & Vince engaged? Both Us Weekly and Life & Style are reporting it. So I guess it"s true? And while I don"t dispute the fact that Aniston and Vaughn are engaged, I would exercise a little bit of caution about all the specific details in the Life & Style By Lainey • Jul 06, 2006 08:00 am
Hilary Swank Hilary Swank & the 90210 Low Classy Connection All credit to my girl Michelle for the Beverly Hills inspiration. And granted, it"s not like Hilary"s anywhere near as despicable as that homewrecking slut Tori Spelling…but still…I"m now wondering if behaving badly is a left over side effect from that show. By Lainey • Jul 06, 2006 08:00 am
Katie Holmes The Kidmans in Nashville: pro-love week continues! At the gym, walking in the park, typical newlyweds surrounded by photographers. Like I said the other day - I’m playing along with the show and I"m enjoying the ride. Take a look at Nicole and Keith out and about with an "is it or isn& By Lainey • Jul 06, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay"s breasts 2004: Pre-thinnification As you can see, she was larger then and so were her tits. Note that they looked remarkably similar then to how they are at present day, supporting my "real" hypothesis. By Lainey • Jul 06, 2006 08:00 am
Tom Cruise The Ongoing Search for Little Sci Again, for the benefit of his rapacious legal team - please note that what you are about to read is based on conjecture and gossip and rumour and has not been confirmed and Tom Cruise is the most virile man on the planet and his Church is all wise and By Lainey • Jul 06, 2006 08:00 am
The Daily Objection: Charlotte Church Here"s Charlotte at a wireless launch today. Dear sweet goddess…what the F*CK is she wearing? So, like, I used to hate Charlotte Church. But in the last 2 years, girl has worn me down. She"s dirty in a way I find endlessly appealing, you By Lainey • Jul 05, 2006 08:00 am
Lake Bell The Belle from Hell Now here"s a bitch who needs a slap to Sunday. Sure, she"s rich. But in a town that only celebrates your recent success, what gives her the right to throw her sh*t around? Especially when the glory decade has long since wrapped? A while back, By Lainey • Jul 05, 2006 08:00 am
The Daily Footie: Jens Lehmann It"s time a goalkeeper owned the distinction. And I"d argue that Jens Lehmann is the most loin quivering goalkeeper in the tournament. Is it just me or is the keeper uniform the sexiest of the lot? I like long sleeves. I like the long sleeves/gloves By Lainey • Jul 05, 2006 08:00 am
Last Word Thanks to all who watched my 2 segments on eTalk tonight. And thanks to all who wrote about my tee. It"s called the Butterfly Skull Splatter, the most comfortable thing, like, ever from my new favourite online shopping addiction: ERGE. Please stay away from the Queen Bitch. It By Lainey • Jul 05, 2006 08:00 am
