Not sure what Sydney Sweeney was promoting on Good Morning America today - maybe that soap containing her bathwater? As Sarah mentioned in her post about it last week, I agree that the idea of this is icky. For me, the person who’s looking to own a drop of Sydney Sweeney’s bathwater is also the person who sniffs panties, which is a word I never use (“underwear” works just fine!”) because I find it gross and stupid, which is why in this case, it totally applies.
To be clear, I don’t think Sydney is gross and stupid. She’s collecting her coins out of bathwater in a sh-tty economy. And if it’s not bathwater it’s Armani concealer, the most recent sponcon post on her Instagram.
So her GMA appearance could have been about any and all of these products or, who knows, maybe she was there to talk about her Sunday Times cover even though she was overshadowed by a bigger star – Sully! Look at this baby getting the supermodel treatment!
I can’t with his paws, they’re delicious and his face and ears, it’s TOO MUCH. These celebrities and their puppies, it’s giving me puppy fever and … you know… what’s a third dog our small house, right? Rationalise this with me.
Or distract me, we should just talk about fashion. Sydney was in two looks this morning – first a black and white set, sailor top over an open back and white skirt, very cute.
And then a f-cking amazing blazer dress, but sewn shut through the middle in brown pinstripes with a matching tie. This might be my favourite outfit on her of all time, I LOVE it. And I love that it’s kinda fall coded but sometimes, even though it’s not even truly summer yet, you can’t wait because that autumn fit is just too goddamn good.
What else happened today…
Le Roi de Rolland-Garos, il n’y aura jamais un autre. (Go Fug Yourself)
There is so much television, so much film, so much music – that’s my excuse for only finding out about this new show that was kinda made just for me? A scripted series about golf, what? In anticipation of Apple TV’s upcoming Stick, The Ringer put together a matrix of movie golfers and, of course, Shooter McGavin is there! (The Ringer)
Sarah was early to Lewis Pullman, before almost everyone else. She also had the jump on most with Danny Ramirez. And they’re going to work together again and I will be forcing her to boast about it. (The Mary Sue)
It's the Nepo Baby Class of 2025! (The Cut)
Wait a minute… this Pokemon thing is still happening? I remember a few years ago, I’d see people walking around parks looking for… Pokemons? I don’t speak Pokemon, sorry if I’m not saying it right. But, like, my Chinese aunties were doing it, that’s how outrageously popular it was. And I kept asking – what are they looking for? I don’t get it and no matter how many times someone tried to explain, I still couldn’t wrap my head around how it works. Then… and NOW! Yes, that includes the Chinese aunties. (Pajiba)
