Smutty Social Media Tuesday, March 24, 2015
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Channing Tatum wearing a bowler hat and cuddling a puppy for Vanity Fair.
I’m posting this photo of Diddy because you don’t know how painful it is to follow his Instagram – it’s all blurry videos and ridiculous quotes. I do it so you don’t have to! (But if we are comparing JLO’s exes, he’s still better than Slum Bear.)
Gabrielle Union and Dwayne Wade make a very hot couple. It takes a big woman to get over a “break baby.”
Busy Philipps wrote a long caption and basically mommyjacked National Puppy Day with a photo of her kid.
I don't have a puppy. I have a baby. Who is like a puppy in many ways. Except that she talks to me. As this pic was being taken she kept yelling "I'M FIME!!!" Which is her way of telling me she doesn't need my help. Which I get. But also, sometimes a mom's job is to be there even when you don't think you need her because SOMETIMES, you're not "FIME" on your own.(like when you're climbing a tree branch on the beach) Anyway, happy national puppy day.
Why is this photo of Jessica Simpson and her husband squatting in the background so awkward?
Alec Baldwin’s moment of Zen.
I don’t think the Cindy Crawford Barbie doll is all that accurate. The hair is off, I think. Or is it the eyes? She’s so much prettier than this.
A few more photos of the new Brat Pack. I’m way more into this than Lainey is, although I do think they need better female representation. Like, maybe an actual actress?
Eye roll of the day: an instagram of a Polaroid of James Franco and Lana del Rey. Why are these two not dating?