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Royal Meghan’s first patronage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2018 15:26:24 December 17, 2018 15:26:24
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The Times reported this weekend that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle were invited for tea with the Queen at Buckingham Palace last week to discuss Meghan’s first royal patronage. The Queen will be passing on one of her patronages to Royal Meghan and this is expected to be announced early in the new year, after Meghan’s had time to visit with each of the organizations. Full Story

Harry & Meghan’s year-end fireworks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2018 15:11:31 December 14, 2018 15:11:31
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Chris Allerton/ Kensington Palace

Those fireworks could be a metaphor for, well, everything: their intense relationship, falling in love quickly, getting engaged and married, the drama around the wedding, the major publicity around the pregnancy to kick off their first overseas tour, and the recent gossip about the supposed tension between the royal courts. Full Story

Casual Cambridges …but no Lupo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2018 14:31:40 December 14, 2018 14:31:40
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Matt Porteous/ Kensington Palace

Kensington Palace released the photo that’s featured on the Cambridges’ Christmas Card today and look at Big G in his big boy pants! Royal boys, as you know, are supposed to wear shorts until, I dunno, some prescribed age like… 7? 8? 10? That’s why little Louis Trey is in shorts, with tights. Full Story

Royal Meghan’s extreme belly-cupping

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2018 14:51:59 December 11, 2018 14:51:59
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Jeff Spicer/ BFC/ Joe Maher/ John Phillips/ Tristan Fewings/ Getty Images

I mean, I thought the belly-cupping during the royal tour in Australia, Fiji, Tonga, and New Zealand was extra. Turns out, for Meghan Markle, that was simply entry-level belly-cupping. Last night at the British Fashion Awards, Royal Meghan took it beyond extra to extreme. If you’ve been following this site from the beginning, you are probably familiar with how I feel about belly-cupping. Full Story

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Thomas Markle’s early Christmas gift

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2018 16:38:57 December 10, 2018 16:38:57
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Thomas Markle always strikes on a weekend. With two weeks to go before Christmas, he decided to send his daughter an early gift – speaking to the UK papers yet again to share exclusive family photos and letters Meghan wrote to him in the past, details about her first wedding, confirming that Royal Meghan and Prince Harry have “frozen” him out. Full Story

Princess Kate: a ballgown and pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2018 15:20:09 December 5, 2018 15:20:09
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Wenn, Bauer Griffin, The Mega Agency, Samir Hussein/ Karwai Tang/ WPA Pool/ Getty Images

They busted out the tiaras last night at Buckingham Palace for the Diplomatic Corps reception as the Queen hosted foreign dignitaries at her annual party. Her Majesty, Duchess Camilla, and Princess Catherine all had tiaras on. Kate wore the Lovers Knot, the one she’s most often seen in, and a new Jenny Packham dress. Full Story

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Will & Kate’s Winter Wonderland

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2018 19:30:51 December 4, 2018 19:30:51
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Karwai Tang/ Samir Hussein/ Stuart C Wilson/ RICHARD POHLE/ WPA Pool/ Getty Images

Prince William and Catherine “hosted a party for military families at Kensington Palace” today. Here they are arriving at the event, passing along a lane with a fake snow-blower setting the scene for a winter wonderland effect.   William and Kate take the short walk from their Kensington Palce home to the Christmas party for military families @people Full Story

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The Royal Court Mess

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2018 17:19:00 December 4, 2018 17:19:00
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For the last couple of weeks, it seems that every single day there’s a new story about the Royal Girl Sh-t that’s supposedly going on between Catherine Cambridge and Meghan Markle. The latest, I think, is that Princess Kate read Royal Meghan for being a bitch to her staff Full Story

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