What is the genesis of this lift?
During one of their sleepovers last week, did they tuck into bed and watch Dirty Dancing? Or did they tuck into bed and watch Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone recreate Dirty Dancing in Crazy, Stupid, Love? If so, is that weird? Emma is one of Taylor’s best friends. So did it all go down like, I’m so jealous Emma got to do that with Ryan, he is so hot, and Harry’s response was to show her he can do whatever Ryan Gosling can do, only better?
I don’t know.
BUT I REALLY WANT TO.
I mean, OF COURSE he lifted her like Johnny lifted Baby. OF COURSE HE DID.
And for her birthday on Thursday he’ll serenade her with marked up poster board and a portable radio too, as carolers sing in the background: To Me, You Are Perfect.
Come ON. I love this so much please don’t let it be over until at least after New Year’s Eve and a mega blowout on Twitter.
By the way, Harry was asked about Taylor at the Jingle Ball on Friday which... as big as One Direction is right now that, so far at least, no question is off limits the way it is with other celebrities with their publicists and their riot acts and their rules about what you can and can’t ask. Straight up, you can pretty much ask 1D whatever you want, in their faces. And Harry’s response to being asked about Taylor is that “I just bumped into her at a zoo”. God he is so cute I can’t stand it. And I really like his speaking voice, ok?