We are watching the Law Roach story but as of right now there are no updates, just speculation. I’m not going to guess on why Law decided to retire (or if it is permanent) because he’s already told us where he stands in the fashion industry. He is one of one and is not indebted or controlled by any conglomerate or fashion house or celebrity team. 

 

I will be on Twitter until it evaporates into dust. Currently, my timeline is all people I don’t follow and it’s still not enough to get me to quit! How can when it’s so random, like Billy Crystal dropping in to tell us he’s still that bitch. The sweater is impeccable. (Sad to see how far denim and white sneakers have fallen.) 

 

Megan Fox went to the Vanity Fair party and they filmed her getting ready process for the outlet, so she didn’t sneak in through a back door. Machine Gun Kelly was not with her and there’s still a question mark over them and their status. Maybe she’s unsure of where they stand or doesn’t want to talk about it publicly anymore. Or both?

In another edition of “are men ok?”, someone tried to come for Meg White and the Twitter judgement was swift. 

 

Every year there’s talk about celebs who “skip” the Oscars but unless you are nominated or heavily involved in a film (like as a producer) or presenting (even then, many choose to bypass the red carpet), making oneself scarce is a good thing! Show up to some private parties and Vanity Fair, work the room and don’t worry about reaction shots for four hours. Brie Larson chose the perfect outfit for a low-key year and I actually prefer it to many of her red carpet gowns. Plus, it looks like she can go pee without needing someone to help her. 

 

Miss Flo definitely needed a plus one if she had to pee. You do not want to get water (or anything else) on that colour. 

Let these two present an Oscar together you cowards. 

 

US Weekly has a pretty funny headline: Brad Pitt’s Relationship With Ines de Ramon Is Still ‘Fairly New’ — But Has She Already Met His and Angelina Jolie’s 6 Kids?  Without clicking I’m going to say no. Brad probably hasn’t even seen all of six of his kids in years, never mind his new girlfriend. Also, why does this relationship keep getting played up as this fledgling precious thing? PEOPLE reported that they started seeing each other a few months before they were seen together in November, so let’s say September. Around six months which is not that new for his big age. (Yes I’m including a photo of Ines with her CW Brad Pitt ex-husband Paul, I’m messy like that.)