Movie Reviews and Previews Dr. Ellie Sadler and Alan Grant return We continue our Super Bowl trailer run with Jurassic World Dominion, supposedly the conclusion of the—what are we calling this? Jurassic Saga? Anyway, it’s supposedly the last Jurassic movie, and the one that unites the original Park cast with the World cast for an all-out dinos v humans By Sarah • Feb 11, 2022 11:40 am
Movie Reviews and Previews But WHY Chris Pratt? On the one hand, I get it. Chris Pratt is a very bankable star, and despite being Worst Chris he remains widely popular among general audiences. Whenever he gets a new role, a big part of me understands why. Chris Pratt is good business. But there is a little part By Sarah • Nov 02, 2021 02:42 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Superstar Super Mario Bros. Given the success of Sonic the Hedgehog, which defied the gods and all decency to become one of the top-ten highest grossing films of 2020, it’s no surprise that more video game movies are coming. Next on the block is Nintendo making another run at Super Mario Bros., this By Sarah • Sep 24, 2021 03:09 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Chris Pratt in The Tomorrow War The Tomorrow War, which comes from director Chris McKay and writer Zach Dean, clearly, desperately, wants to be Independence Day for the 21st century, but it so fundamentally misunderstands the assignment that it’s missed the science fair altogether. The film opens with one of those five-second YouTube trailer teasers By Sarah • Jul 07, 2021 02:12 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Worst Chris in the dumbest movie A month ago, we saw a teaser for Chris Pratt’s new movie, The Tomorrow War, and Lainey got hung up on whether or not the music sounds like “O Canada”. (She also threw in a barb that Americans wouldn’t recognize it because we don’t know “O Canada” By Sarah • May 27, 2021 12:12 pm
Maple Leaf Chris Pratt Fights for Canada?! The answer to that question is probably no. But Canada is what I thought about when Sarah sent over this teaser trailer for The Tomorrow War, an upcoming movie starring Chris Pratt that’s coming out on Amazon Prime on July 2, one day after Canada Day, but also two By Lainey • Apr 28, 2021 12:59 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Asgardians of the Galaxy on set Thor: Love and Thunder—still low key mad this movie isn’t called Th4r—started filming in Australia last week. Taika Waititi kicked off the proceedings with a Welcome to Country ceremony with Gamay dancers from the Gadigal and Bidiagal Nation and Maori dancers from Te Aranganui. Waititi also did By Sarah • Feb 01, 2021 11:48 am
BFFs Iron Man and the Hulk try to rescue Star-Lord Yesterday in Celebrity Social Media, I pointed to a comment Katherine Schwarzenegger made about her husband consistently falling to the bottom of the Best Chris rankings. It’s not that serious and, as pointed out here, relitigating the order of the Chrises is more habit than debate. (Christine Baranski is By Maria • Oct 21, 2020 09:27 am
Dumbass Katherine & Chris and the comedy of pregnancy headlines Katherine Schwarzenegger and Chris Pratt are expecting their first child (his second) together. This is not surprising – they met, started dating, got engaged, and got married quickly. It was almost expected that she’d be pregnant before their first anniversary. And of course it’s an exciting time for them, By Lainey • May 04, 2020 03:25 pm
TV Updates Parks & Recreation Reunion was Perfect – And Not Enough Last night’s brand-new, shot-from-home reunion episode of Parks and Recreation was the first time in a long while that I can remember sitting down to watch something live, on broadcast, as soon as it was released (that’s not counting the number of times I’ve refreshed to see By Duana • May 01, 2020 02:49 pm
Chris Pratt Love in the Time of Coronavirus Many of you were surprised by what Maria wrote about Katherine Schwarzenegger last week in Celebrity Social Media. I’ve seen a lot of family sh-t, on both sides. It’s amazing the different sides of our personalities that get triggered over family drama – there is no pain and bitterness By Lainey • Mar 17, 2020 01:24 pm
Weddings Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger will be married soon Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger announced their engagement just three months ago, in January. This weekend, her ma, Maria Shriver, hosted the bridal shower. Oprah was there. It was elegant but not obnoxious, according to PEOPLE, and Chris got up to say a few words to toast his wife-to-be. Apparently By Lainey • Apr 29, 2019 10:06 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Two more Chrises and a Josh on the purple carpet To state the obvious, the carpet was purple last night at the Avengers: Endgame premiere because Thanos. Thanos is purple. His ass, as Josh Brolin described it, is a “beautiful, purple peach”. Here it is if you’d like to see it: View this post on Instagram A post shared By Lainey • Apr 23, 2019 10:01 am
Movie Reviews and Previews The LEGO Movie 2: worn a little thin The LEGO Movie was a surprise hit—no one expected an obvious and crass commercial ploy like this would ever work—which, naturally, started a franchise. 2017 saw two LEGO spin-offs, The LEGO Batman Movie and The LEGO Ninjago movie, which was an up-and-down experience. Batman did fine, but Ninjago By Sarah • Feb 12, 2019 11:26 am
Relationship Assumption Chris & Katherine’s engagement tour Chris Pratt has been in London this week on the Lego Movie 2 press tour. Katherine Schwarzenegger is with him. Like an engagement tour. Not officially, obviously, but it’s not uncommon now, for celebrities to go unofficially on tour after they get engaged. Remember when Tom Cruise and Katie By Lainey • Jan 31, 2019 09:39 am
Chris Pratt Chris Pratt & Anna Faris: next level conscious uncoupling Is it really a surprise that Chris Pratt is marrying Katherine Schwarzenegger? As we’ve mentioned several times since they started dating, this was inevitable. He’s not that guy, the one who’d blaze into single Hollywood with an erection and become the newest member of DiCaprio’s wolf-pack. By Lainey • Jan 16, 2019 01:12 pm
