Lupita Nyong’o celebrating her cat’s 3rd birthday is so wholesome. And Yoyo’s face is priceless, he is totally not into his own party. 

 

Cats: they never like any of the super cute things we do for them.

 

Tracee Ellis Ross hating life while on a ski lift in summer is 100% relatable. There IS something disconcerting about ski lifts in summer! Also, one time I was on a roller coaster that broke down and the carriages—or whatever they’re called, don’t come at me, theme park people—rolled to a stop between two of the hills. It was similarly awful! It’s like the whole movement isn’t right. Rollercoasters need speed, and ski lifts need snow. Otherwise, it is irregular and unacceptable.

 

Speaking of Sabrina Carpenter, “Espresso” hit a billion streams and Sabrina celebrated with a carousel that randomly includes sauna sponcon. I don’t begrudge the hustle, but where’s the thematic consistency? She should be doing sponcon for Nespresso!

Also speaking of pop girlies having big summers, here is Chappell Roan holding animals. 

 

Our one true Midwest princess!

 

Re: the whole It Ends With Us mess, I have just one thing for everyone to keep in mind. Jenny Slate is not a drama llama. She’s just out here being sweet to her niece. So why is SHE tapdancing around Justin Baldoni’s name?