Smutty Tingles

April 8, 2014 18:23:25 Posted at April 8, 2014 18:23:25
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“Unnaturally impossible in GOOP years” is the best thing I’ve read all day (Dlisted)

F-ck YES. Put Christina Hendricks’s breasts on Game Of Thrones! (The Superficial)

I’ve start skipping the parts when Scarjo talks (Too Fab)

When Lindsay Lohan says “one”, what’s the number she actually means? (Cele|bitchy)

Look at Zac Efron’s abs so you won’t think about him under the bridge doing bad sh-t (Just Jared)

I hate all three of these dresses (Hollywood Tuna)

That’s a lot of eye makeup for a little kids’ soccer game (Pink Is The New Blog)

Leo & Toni: like an uncle taking his niece to the old time record store (Pop Sugar)

I need a pair of these gym pants on Hilary Duff (Popoholic)

Not even Shakira can make me like a Zuhair Murad dress (Go Fug Yourself)
 

Coldplay’s Magic video: Coincidence or conspiracy

April 8, 2014 18:13:16 Posted at April 8, 2014 18:13:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Coldplay’s new album Ghost Music drops in May. The video for Magic was released yesterday. I’ve already told you how I feel about the song. Click here for a refresher. It’s TERRIBLE. But while everyone else initially thought those lyrics were for Gwyneth, I wondered if they were meant for someone else. Full Story

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Career Prospectus: Orlando Bloom

April 8, 2014 17:41:00 Posted at April 8, 2014 17:41:00
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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(For previous installments of Sarah’s Career Prospectus Series, please click here.) Ever since we started this series, we’ve received repeated requests for Orlando Bloom. He’s been mentioned several times in other people’s prospectuses, but has somehow escaped having one of his own. Full Story

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Winona on Veronica's birthday week

April 8, 2014 16:30:23 Posted at April 8, 2014 16:30:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jamie McCarthy/ Dimitrios Kambouris/ Getty

I opened yesterday with Heathers. Click here if you missed it and the Entertainment Weekly oral history celebrating the 25th anniversary of the film. To mark the milestone, we shot a Winona appreciation segment for etalk last week. Just me freestyling on why Winona is still everything after all these years. Full Story

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Only the most loyal

April 8, 2014 15:19:20 Posted at April 8, 2014 15:19:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I envy the Fan. S/he is not fickle. S/he has selective sight. S/he is devoted to the very end. S/he remains undeterred. For the Johnny Depp fan, these photos are no problem. S/he doesn’t notice that NO ONE should be attracted to a man in this outfit. NO ONE would be turned on by those pants. Full Story

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Gaga like Beyonce

April 8, 2014 14:38:35 Posted at April 8, 2014 14:38:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Theo Wargo/ Getty

Lady Gaga performed at the Roseland Ballroom last night. It was the last of 7 sold out shows and the final show ever before the historic venue closes down. Gaga is a New York City girl. No doubt it meant a lot to her to have this opportunity. In other Gaga news… Page Six Full Story

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Leave our time alone

April 8, 2014 14:28:37 Posted at April 8, 2014 14:28:37
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Like Ghostbusters III, a potential Goonies sequel has been talked about for a long time. There was actually a sequel video game released in 1987, two years after the movie came out (it was a pretty sweet Nintendo game), even though there was no movie sequel. But also like Ghostbusters III, it’s been a bad idea for a long time. Full Story

Rachel & Daniel’s night out

April 8, 2014 14:01:22 Posted at April 8, 2014 14:01:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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We don’t see these two very often. They spend time in New York but they don’t wave themselves in front of the paps so when they do step out, it’s like a gift. Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig were at the Night of Opportunity gala in NYC last night. The organisation helps low income high performance students access educational opportunities that might otherwise not be available. Full Story

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April 8, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

April 8, 2014 13:44:28 Posted at April 8, 2014 13:44:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

"To our lovely Andrea, who is as beautiful as a pre-Kaley Henry Cavill, as cheerful as a pack of Muppets and as loyal as Opie from SOA, on her birthday from her gossipy friends and pals in EARS. We hope the year ahead is as kind and generous to you as you are to all of us, always. For being an amazing friend and for picking up the slack left by your non-baby-having friends by contributing three awesome and kick-ass little girls to the next generation, here are Idris, Tom Hardy, Ewan, Dave Grohl and Mark Ruffalo. Full Story

Monday, April 7, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

“F-ck me gently with a chainsaw”, did you read the Heathers oral history that was posted on Friday afternoon over at Entertainment Weekly?!?? It’s so very.

And it would have never, ever, ever happened today. I can barely believe it happened at all as we celebrate the 25th anniversary. And while I know they’re doing it on Broadway, I’m not sure the Broadway version really captures the spirit of what Heathers actually was. Can a musical revel in self-loathing the way Heathers so casually and unapologetically reveled in self-loathing? Heathers wasn’t afraid to hate. Hate was the predominant emotion, the encouraged emotion. You hated the characters.  Read Full Intro

What colours are left?

April 7, 2014 20:06:10 Posted at April 7, 2014 20:06:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I don’t know whether or not to laugh or cry at these new shots of Pharrell in New York today wearing that hat… in blue. Brown to start. Then grey. Green. Red. Now blue. Am I slow to know that it comes in blue too? What I do know is that it does go very well with that varsity jacket. Full Story

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Better for her, worse for him?

April 7, 2014 19:19:45 Posted at April 7, 2014 19:19:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Nicole Kidman is currently in Australia shooting a movie called Strangeland. This is why she couldn’t attend the ACM Awards with Keith Urban. As you can see, Gran’s gone brown. And it works for her. Because it softens her face. It mutes the enhancements. There’s something about blonde on her that highlights the tight and the fill, you know? Over in Vegas though, where Keith was winning awards and performing, it’s a different story. Full Story

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Distraction from the bridge

April 7, 2014 18:41:16 Posted at April 7, 2014 18:41:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Zac Efron was front and centre at the Laker game the other night. And he had a girl with him. So that’s what we’re talking about now. We’re not supposed to talk about how he randomly showed up under a Los Angeles bridge and got his ass beat by some vagrants in a shady part of town known for drugs and gangs. Full Story

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