Beyonce > Sex

August 25, 2014 17:17:57 Posted at August 25, 2014 17:17:57
Duana Posted by Duana
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Masters Of Sex Season 2 Episode 7 recap It was a bad night to be switching between Masters and the VMAs because the timeline was jumping all over the damn place. To be honest, had I known, I could have almost gotten through it all while waiting for Beyonce but…what can you do? Instead we broke our necks sailing through several years in the lives of Masters and Johnson. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

August 25, 2014 16:48:22 Posted at August 25, 2014 16:48:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s only one reason anyone would wear this and she made her point (Dlisted)

Olivia Wilde ice buckets her breast milk which…is that a waste? (TooFab)

Tara Reid does actually look like Kate Gosselin (The Superficial)

Jeremy Renner’s ALS Ice Bucket Challenge (Just Jared)

Only a model could travel in that top (Hollywood Tuna)

Nina Dobrev and Alexander Ludwig in Ibiza (Pop Sugar)

As IF Princess Kate knows how to plan a Hot Harry kind of party (Cele|bitchy)

Sofia Vergara’s Emmy Awards plus one (Popoholic)

There’s a rumour that Tea Leoni is with Billy Bob Thornton (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Miley’s new attitude about her new album (I'm Not Obsessed)

Chloe Grace Moretz: VMAs Worst Dressed

August 25, 2014 15:48:36 Posted at August 25, 2014 15:48:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Here’s a 17 year old mother of the bride going to pick out china patterns. TERRIBLE choice. I mean I understand she wants to set herself apart from Ariana Grande and not dress like she’s a screaming pop teen but there had to be other cuter options. Or maybe I’m just mad at her because I hated If I Stay, the movie, and didn’t cry at all, not even close. Full Story

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Please don’t waste this

August 25, 2014 15:40:04 Posted at August 25, 2014 15:40:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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JLO. Sick. That body is holding up this dress…without any sheer figure skating panelling. That’s not easy. That’s just not fair, not at all. But in life, there is balance. Not that you paid attention because THAT BODY, but her hair and makeup weren’t great last night. Full Story

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Miley Cyrus: VMAs Best Dressed

August 25, 2014 15:21:07 Posted at August 25, 2014 15:21:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Loved what she was wearing. Loved the fit of those pants. Don’t be afraid of the flare at the pockets. Different shapes are good. But Miley’s clothing, for a change, wasn’t the conversation last night. As you now know, Miley decided to use the moment – her win for Wrecking Ball as Video of the Year – to advocate on behalf of homeless and at-risk youth. Full Story

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Gwen Stefani’s Kidman eye

August 25, 2014 14:52:34 Posted at August 25, 2014 14:52:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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You can’t see it so much in photos, but it was hard to ignore when she was on stage: Gwen Stefani’s eye. You remember Nicole Kidman when one of her eyes looked f-cked up? Like she’d frozen so much of her face that she couldn’t open her left eye anymore? I’m reattaching the video below. Full Story

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Looking for camel toe

August 25, 2014 14:21:57 Posted at August 25, 2014 14:21:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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That’s what I was doing the whole time Taylor Swift was in that onesie. On the one hand, I appreciate that she didn’t show up in Elie Saab. That she dressed for the VMAs. That she styled for the occasion. Unfortunately, the choice was really sh-tty. Because she doesn’t have the attitude to make it provocative. Full Story

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Katy Perry drafts Sam Smith

August 25, 2014 14:03:14 Posted at August 25, 2014 14:03:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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How did Taylor Swift, the friend collector, lose Sam Smith to Katy Perry in the famous friend draft? Sam Smith is totally this season’s top draft pick and he’d go great alongside Taylor’s previous draft picks: Lorde, Lena Dunham, several models, and Ed Sheeran. I can’t figure out how she missed this one because Taylor’s recruitment team is the best in the business. Full Story

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Get a new choreographer

August 25, 2014 13:37:15 Posted at August 25, 2014 13:37:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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It was supposed to be a big deal weekend for Nicki Minaj. Instead what we saw was a mess. An unpolished, amateur mess. You heard about the snake, right? There was supposed to be a snake involved – like Britney – during the Anaconda performance but it ended up biting one of the dancers. Full Story

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Too much Ariana Grande

August 25, 2014 13:05:28 Posted at August 25, 2014 13:05:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Michael Buckner/ MARK RALSTON/ Jason Merritt/ Getty

Did you feel like you were being force-fed Ariana Grande last night? Too much Ariana Grande. With her one side of the face and her one hairstyle. ONE hairstyle. And always with those high boots too. Is this child allowed to wear shoes that don’t go over her knee? I don’t understand. Full Story

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The Greatest Living Entertainer

August 25, 2014 12:42:52 Posted at August 25, 2014 12:42:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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There is nothing else. Nothing left. Nothing but Beyonce. You know, somehow JLO’s Slum Bear, Casper Smart, found a job choreographing for Nicki Minaj. That sh-t doesn’t feel shame but he should. Because everything else was a mess compared to what Beyonce delivered – her ENTIRE album, much of it reworked from On The Run for this, her MTV Video Vanguard moment, so that there could be no question about Who Is The Greatest? Now? It’s just Beyonce. Full Story

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Friday, August 22, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

It’s MTV VMA weekend. Which is why everyone seems to be running a retrospective – the VMAs often deliver gossip that lasts the entire year. Look what happened with Miley in 2013. We talked about it for months. Lara sent me this look-back this morning – click here to see the slideshow. The last line made me laugh.

But I miss Britney.

I ALWAYS miss Britney this time of year.

Sarah was watching old Britney videos yesterday and couldn’t believe it. Someone tried to tell me recently that the Britney you see in Vegas now is back up to the standard of what Britney gave us at those old VMAs. That person is 23 years old. And then I realised…oh my God they don’t know.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

August 22, 2014 19:11:33 Posted at August 22, 2014 19:11:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha Finds Rihanna’s dress and Demi’s clutch in LifeStyle

I can’t stop laughing at this (Dlisted)

Ashley Benson’s running around naked (The Superficial)

I like Jon Hamm’s cardigan (Just Jared)

Katherine Heigl had to reshoot her ass (Cele|bitchy)

Mila Kunis goes to pregnant yoga (Pop Sugar)

I’m really into Jessica Pare’s dress (Too Fab)

Taylor Swift doesn’t love love? (Pink Is The New Blog)

I could never wear this jumpsuit (Hollywood Tuna)

Adorable Parks & Rec gag reel (Pajiba)

Reese looks like a Talbots ad (Go Fug Yourself)