Smutty Roundup: West End James, Shaki bump portraits, and Katie in Berlin

January 19, 2015 21:05:27 Posted at January 19, 2015 21:05:27
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James McAvoy kicked off previews for his latest West End run on Friday in a new production of The Ruling Class. He plays Jack, “the 14th Earl of Gurney… a possible paranoid schizophrenic with a Messiah complex, (who) inherits the title of the 14th Earl of Gurney after his father passes away in a bizarre accident. Full Story

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Jennifer Aniston: The Snubbed Tour

January 19, 2015 20:44:22 Posted at January 19, 2015 20:44:22
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Jennifer Aniston was not nominated for an Oscar last week. And there was a junket scheduled right afterwards for her to promote Cake. Like a true professional, she went ahead with her press obligations and did not get the chicken pox. (Oh come on, Brangelunatics. It was the easy, cheap joke.) So now we’ve turned this into the Snubbed Tour. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

January 19, 2015 19:57:59 Posted at January 19, 2015 19:57:59
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Martin Lawrence’s dinner by candlelight (Dlisted

Does Val Kilmer’s son remind you of River Phoenix? (TooFab

Lindsay Lohan might air during the Super Bowl (The Superficial

Gisele Bundchen really wants a Super Bowl ring (Just Jared

Kate Upton’s perfect ass (Hollywood Tuna

Meryl Streep wants to kiss the guy we all want to kiss (Pop Sugar

Is Benedict Cumberbatch getting married next month? Before or after the Oscars? (Cele|bitchy

Porny’s kids might model for the GAP (OK!

Is Cameron Diaz pregnant? (Celeb Dirty Laundry

I need Gwen Stefani’s bag (I'm Not Obsessed
 

Johnny in Berlin

January 19, 2015 18:33:42 Posted at January 19, 2015 18:33:42
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Johnny Depp was in Berlin this weekend for Mortdecai. So far there hasn’t been a carpet in North America. But Johnny’s like Tom Cruise now. Audiences are much more supportive of him overseas. So far there haven’t been any reviews. Mortdecai opens on Friday. The movie is a January release and no critic comments posted yet? Not usually a good sign. Full Story

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The new Dev Patel

January 19, 2015 17:01:17 Posted at January 19, 2015 17:01:17
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It was confirmed last month that Freida Pinto and Dev Patel had ended their relationship after 6 years. Dev was also just ending his run on The Newsroom. So here he is, version 2015. With a new look. A really, REALLY good new look, right? Like a HOT new look, non? I actually almost didn’t recognise him. Full Story

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Selena & Justin & Zedd

January 19, 2015 16:25:48 Posted at January 19, 2015 16:25:48
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I do wonder what Selena Gomez thinks when she’s watching shows like Saturday Night Live and they’re mocking her boyfriend/ex-boyfriend about being a child. That can’t be a turn-on. But who am I to talk? I’ve slept with a lot of hideous people. In fact, most of the people I’ve slept with are vile. Full Story

JLO is everywhere

January 19, 2015 15:49:51 Posted at January 19, 2015 15:49:51
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She’s on American Idol. She’s promoting American Idol at the TCAs (in a red skirt). She’s on morning television because The Boy Next Door is coming out on Friday. The reviews have been horrible. GOOD! For those of us who are eagerly waiting for Friday to see it, we didn’t expect it to be quality filmmaking anyway. Full Story

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Paddington review

January 19, 2015 15:24:13 Posted at January 19, 2015 15:24:13
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Whoever did the US marketing for Paddington ought to be flogged. They did this movie dirty, cutting terrible trailers that made the movie look hokey and trite and Paddington himself a demonic hellbeast unleashed from our nightmares. But in reality, Paddington, and adaptation of the popular Paddington the Bear children’s books, is a charming, sweet, lovely film. Full Story

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Sienna’s big weekend

January 19, 2015 15:07:00 Posted at January 19, 2015 15:07:00
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As mentioned earlier, it was a big weekend for American Sniper, Bradley Cooper, and Clint Eastwood. Sienna Miller gets to enjoy that too, right? We’ve talked about what a ride she’s had the last year or so. And now, being part of a film that just turned this into a legitimate race… it’s good for her. Full Story

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Ryan & Eva’s night out

January 19, 2015 14:51:15 Posted at January 19, 2015 14:51:15
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Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes stepped out together this weekend to see Don Rickles perform in Beverly Hills. We’ve not seen them papped together as a couple in a long time. So, despite rumours every 2 months, he’s still with her and she’s still with him. And I love that he decided to kick it on their night out, a break from the baby, in a pair of white shoes. Full Story

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Kate loads up on work

January 19, 2015 14:31:37 Posted at January 19, 2015 14:31:37
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Princess Catherine made two public appearances last week and she was right back at it today in London visiting the Family Friends programme at Kensington Academy. By her standards, it’s a heavy workload. As you know, Kate is due in April. And she’s supposedly planning a holiday in February as her mother, Carole, will be celebrating her 60th birthday in Mustique. Full Story

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TMI Is So Outdated

January 19, 2015 14:14:41 Posted at January 19, 2015 14:14:41
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Girls Season 4 Episodes 1-2 recap (Warning – content at the bottom of the page is NSFW) Of course I watched that GIF all week. Who didn’t watch that GIF all week? It was especially welcome at three in the morning on Golden Globes night when nothing on the internet seemed new and exciting. Full Story

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Let’s open with Charlie Hunnam

January 19, 2015 13:54:31 Posted at January 19, 2015 13:54:31
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It’s a cold, sh-tty Monday to start what will be a long week of work. Everyone’s officially back in gear now. No more excuses about getting over the holiday. Are you facing as many deadlines as I am? Anyway, to make your Monday easier, here’s Charlie Hunnam in Milan this weekend for Calvin Klein, sitting front row at the menswear fashion show looking like… well…looking like it’s his first time sitting front row at a fashion show. Full Story

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Friday, January 16, 2015
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Dear Gossips,

What a waste of a load. I mean the Critics’ Choice Awards. If you didn’t watch, you’re lucky. Those of us who did had to endure an auctioneer – that’s right, I said an AUCTIONEER – speed-talking his way through Kevin Costner’s list of accomplishments for Rene Russo because she had laryngitis. The auctioneer is apparently some reality tv personality on some reality tv show. And now you’re about to get all huffy and sanctimonious because I don’t know who he is.

Is he movie star? This was a movie awards show. I’m expecting movie stars. If this had been a reality tv award show, fine. I wouldn’t have watched and we wouldn’t be having this conversation.

As for the conversation about Aniston and Brange, well, Brange decided not to play.  Read Full Intro