Smutty Tingles

September 10, 2014 19:20:24 Posted at September 10, 2014 19:20:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jared Leto’s terrifying dick (Dlisted

Rihanna’s grey wig (Just Jared

Beyonce crashes a wedding (The Superficial

Anna Kendrick doesn’t want Twi-Hard gifts, even if they’re diamonds. Don’t blame her. (Cele|bitchy

I like Olivia Munn’s long sweater (Hollywood Tuna

David Beckham and Belstaff is a really good fit (Pop Sugar

Zac Efron and Justin Bieber have the same moves (Too Fab

I would not feel safe in this room (Hollywood PQ

Also… this

Fran Drescher doesn’t age (Romance Beat

Kristen Stewart and Nicholas Hoult hanging out in Singapore (Celeb Dirty Laundry

JLO at Fashion Rocks

September 10, 2014 17:31:12 Posted at September 10, 2014 17:31:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Dimitrios Kambouris/ Theo Wargo/ Getty

This is probably all in my head but I feel like lately JLO's been making a point of reminding Ariana Grande of, well, the facts. Grande is always golds and silvers, cheaply constructed dance costumes, like discards from Saturday Night Live space station or disco sketches. It's the poor man's version of JLO's stage style. Full Story

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Keke Palmer as Cinderella

September 10, 2014 16:40:12 Posted at September 10, 2014 16:40:12
Duana Posted by Duana
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Jenny Anderson/ Getty Images, Splash

Keke Palmer’s first performance as Cinderella was last night. She is the first black Cinderella on Broadway, which is both awesome and way overdue. I’ve written here before about how charming I think Palmer is, and how effortlessly talented. She was so good as Coral on Masters Of Sex that I’m still thinking about her, episodes (and "years")  after the show wants me to stop. Full Story

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Hair back

September 10, 2014 16:12:31 Posted at September 10, 2014 16:12:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Merritt/ Getty

Robert Pattison looked good last night. I think the hair has a lot to do with it. This hair reminds me of the early days of Twilight. Here he is at the premiere of Maps To The Stars which was the gala at Roy Thomson Hall. I was across the street at the Mommy screening at Princess of Wales. For what it’s worth, the hysteria over Benedict Cumberbatch was a lot louder a couple of hours before. Full Story

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Maps To The Stars: TIFF Review

September 10, 2014 15:50:39 Posted at September 10, 2014 15:50:39
Joanna Posted by Joanna
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Jason Merritt/ Getty Images

Maps to the Stars is arguably the most polarizing film of the year, but it's one you should see, if you can stomach it. David Cronenberg’s provocative portrayal of Hollywood chronicles the lives of two dysfunctional families and their encounters with sex, violence and incest. But, according to Cronenberg, it's not satirical, and is about more than celebrity culture. Full Story

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You boo, he takes his clothes off

September 10, 2014 15:24:19 Posted at September 10, 2014 15:24:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Theo Wargo/ Dimitrios Kambouris/ Getty

Oh Brooklyn. You gave him a reason. I mean, he never really needs a reason. But now he’s just made it his thing. So Justin Bieber was at Fashion Rocks last night. As he stepped on stage to present with model Lara Stone, the crowd started hissing. In response, he took his shirt and pants off, then did a few lunges in his underpants. Full Story

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Ethan’s shiny suit

September 10, 2014 15:05:46 Posted at September 10, 2014 15:05:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ethan Hawke was on my list for TIFF. It’s a Reality Bites thing. I had to see him. Last night was the premiere of Good Kill. After the screening, Ethan, Jake Abel, and director Andrew Niccol were at Storys for the afterparty. The suit was shiny in person but in pictures, that’s extra. Ethan was chatty. Full Story

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Orlando Bloom is “open” to more Pirates

September 10, 2014 14:47:57 Posted at September 10, 2014 14:47:57
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Of course he is. It’s not like he really has anything else going on. Over the weekend, Bloom appeared at Oz Comic-Con in Brisbane and said during a panel discussion that he had met with producers about possibly returning to the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise for Pirates of the Caribbean 5: Bills Bills Bills. Full Story

Gwyneth always gets a table

September 10, 2014 13:48:58 Posted at September 10, 2014 13:48:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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The Kit has a new interview with Gwyneth Paltrow. It took place a few months ago, just weeks before the “conscious uncoupling”. She talks about her relationship with Apple, about how Apple is into clothing and makeup. She also talks about acting, how it’s become her side job now because it’s too time-consuming and that mainly she’s a business woman now, running a thriving company. Full Story

Foxcatcher: TIFF Review

September 10, 2014 13:26:18 Posted at September 10, 2014 13:26:18
Joanna Posted by Joanna
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Leonard Adam/ George Pimentel/ Getty

Nobody's saying Channing Tatum can't pull his weight. But with Foxcatcher, in walks a real contender: an all-around movie star and actor. Tatum plays Olympic Gold Medal-winning wrestler Mark Schultz, who walks into a room, shoulders first, with his jaw always clenched. Naive and living a mostly solitary life, he trains with his brother, a fellow celebrated wrestler, Dave (Mark Ruffalo), then comes home to a bowl of Ramen. Full Story

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Drinks on the plane

September 10, 2014 13:08:29 Posted at September 10, 2014 13:08:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s an hour to fly from Toronto to New York. By the time you go up, it’s almost like you have to go down again. But she was desperate, desperate for a drink. Even before take-off. Which was not allowed on this flight. She was told she’d have to wait. And she didn’t want to wait. Full Story

Taylor Swift: Sorry not sorry

September 10, 2014 13:02:06 Posted at September 10, 2014 13:02:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Taylor Swift covers Rolling Stone. It’s the BEST celebrity magazine profile of the year. No question. And by best I mean the most entertaining. The juiciest. GREAT for gossip. I could not get enough. I had to read it twice, back to back, because I didn’t want it to be over. So, if you haven’t already, set aside 10 minutes today and make sure you’re not interrupted. Full Story

September 10, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

September 10, 2014 12:14:34 Posted at September 10, 2014 12:14:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Beej – I’m sorry to hear about your Ratty, sh-tty year. You now what the Squawking Chicken would say though? The work and the hospital drama have been challenging, no doubt. But the asshole who left? He might have done you a favour. I know it doesn’t feel that way now. But you’d be amazed at how luck can change when a toxic presence isn’t in your life anymore. Full Story

Tuesday, September 9, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

Sasha was working in the etalk TIFF lounge yesterday and taunted me with some Mark Ruffalo. He came in for an interview.

Her text: Mark Ruffalo kissed me.
Me: Where?
Sasha: Cheek
Me: Dickhead

I’m telling you. I have to keep telling you. Everybody loves Mark Ruffalo. A friend of mine spent almost an hour talking to him this weekend at a party and he was the nicest and sweetest and super fun and that’s all it was – noooooo hint of more, not a sniff of anything pervy. He totally doesn’t put that out there. He is not that guy.

But I got Sasha back. Because last night I decided to stop in at the Trump Lobby bar before heading into the Grey Goose afterparty for 99 Homes and there he was, hanging with Channing Tatum, in a small group.  Read Full Intro