August 18, 2016 – Smutty Shout-Outs

August 18, 2016 14:10:48 Posted at August 18, 2016 14:10:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Genevieve! It’s your wedding day tomorrow, Congratulations! Lynsey’s doing your flowers and she’s also shouting you out. There is nothing like a celebration to turn your luck around so this feels like good timing. You’ll be surrounded by the most love, the best friends, and so many hearts lifting you up. Full Story

Wednesday, August 17, 2016

Dear Gossips,

I read the saddest article yesterday. And, because I’m a dick, I’m sharing it with you. It’s about your end of summer song. We talk all the time about the song of the summer and summer playlists – here’s mine, what I call Music To F-ck To  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

August 17, 2016 19:55:09 Posted at August 17, 2016 19:55:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Would she be called Katy Bloom? Or can we call him Orlando Perry? (Dlisted)  

August is for the yacht on the Beyoncé calendar (Just Jared

Are Will and Jade done with Scientology? (Cele|bitchy

Celebrities with long and short hair (TooFab

The Beckhams are quitting France (Evil Beet

Ummm…nobody is asking for this, but OK (The Superficial

Very awkward photo of Selena Gomez (Hollywood Tuna

Sansa Stark is blonde for the summer (Go Fug Yourself)  

Didn’t know she had a boyfriend. Don’t care that she doesn’t anymore. (GossipGirl

Kristen says his name

August 17, 2016 19:27:57 Posted at August 17, 2016 19:27:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kristen Stewart covers T. As we’ve observed in Kristen over the last year or so, she’s been increasingly open in her interviews, less resentful of having to do them, more eager to participate in the process, in the ecosystem that is Celebrity. Full Story

Chris Pratt being Chris Pratt, Vol. 2

August 17, 2016 17:02:58 Posted at August 17, 2016 17:02:58
Sarah Posted by Sarah

The Magnificent Seven remake starring Denzel Washington and Chris Pratt opens next month, so the publicity machine is clicking into high gear. As such, Pratt is covering InStyle as September’s “Man of Style”, which is sort of odd as I don’t think anyone thinks “Chris Pratt” and “stylish” in the same sentence. Full Story

Blake Shelton’s Tweet and Delete

August 17, 2016 16:03:38 Posted at August 17, 2016 16:03:38
Maria Posted by Maria

Is there anyone worse than the person who fancies themselves a modern-day Archie Bunker? “I’m not racist, I hate everyone equally.” Ya you are actually VERY racist. Archie Bunker was a commentary on deep-rooted systemic racism and a (purposely) small-minded buffoon scared of his own shadow. Full Story

Keira Knightley, nut-cracking fairy

August 17, 2016 15:05:04 Posted at August 17, 2016 15:05:04
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Of the Sugar Plum variety. Disney is making a live action update of The Nutcracker, titled The Nutcracker and the Four Realms, and Keira Knightley will star as the Sugar Plum Fairy. She won’t be dancing, though, as this won’t be a ballet. There will be a dance scene Full Story